I can’t tell you how often this exact conversation goes down.

Trey: “Hi!”

Stranger: “Hi, what’s your name?”

Trey: “My name is Iron Man.”

Stranger: “Is that your real name?”

Trey: “Actually, no. My real name is Buzz.”

Stranger: “Buzz Lightyear?”

Daddy: “Trey,please tell them your real name.”

Trey: “Well, my real, real name is Trey. My other really, real name is Trey Haun.”